Getting Hammered - The Slap Heard ‘Round the World

None of us would've known the Oscars had even happening if it weren't for Will Smith smacking the [bleep] out of Chris Rock on stage. Mary Katharine and Vic have thoughts on that, as well as President Joe Biden's gaffes on the Russian-Ukraine War. Finally, Mary Katharine fears for the safety of her state, as Duke and UNC face off in the Final Four.


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  • 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show
  •  13:27 - Segment: The News You Need to Know
  • 13:44 - Actor Will Smith slaps the sh*t out of comedian Chris Rock at the Oscars on Sunday 
  • 31:59 - President Joe Biden’s team forced to do clean-up after he demands for a regime change in Russia during speech in Poland
  • 43:28 - Duke to face University of North Carolina in the Final Four 


Getting Hammered - What’s Worse?

The Washington Post says the line of questioning facing Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson is worse than the inquiries Justice Brett Kavanaugh endured during his nomination. Mary Katharine and Vic aren't so sure. Russia's invasion of Ukraine stalls, gains are now racist, and our ever-so-grateful hosts read some rave reviews from the Hammerheads!


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  • 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show
  • 10:25 - Segment: The News You Need to Know
  • 10:44 - Russia's Ukraine invasion stalls
  • 16:51 - Updates on Senate hearings for Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson
  • 19:00 - The Washington Post says senators have treated Brown Jackson far worse that Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who was accused without evidence of committing gang rape
  • 30:34 - Justice Clarence Thomas hospitalized with infection
  • 31:28 - An update on masking guidance
  • 40:33 - Gains are racist? An MSNBC opinion writer asks...

Getting Hammered - Underprepared and Overcaffeinated

And do they have a show for you! The New York Times, after a year and a half, finally gives credibility to the Hunter Biden laptop story; confirmation hearings begin for Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson; and some states temporarily eliminate gas taxes to help drivers face skyrocketing prices at the pump.


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  • 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show
  • 06:58 - Segment: The News You Need to Know
  • 08:38 - The New York Times confirms the legitimacy of Hunter Biden's laptop and emails
  • 21:00 - Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson faces Senate hearing
  • 35:44 - Drivers in some states could see some relief, as legislatures move to temporarily remove gas taxes
  • 39:43 - Democrats change their tunes on masks and other coronavirus mitigation strategies
  • 43:58 - Harris notes the significance of the "passage of time" at a reading event in Louisiana


Getting Hammered - We’re All Zoomers Now

Happy St. Paddy's Day! Mary Katharine and Vic fact-check some common misperceptions about the holiday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky urges Congress for support for his country via Zoom, and former CNN host Chris Cuomo sues the network on allegations that they smeared his integrity (spoiler: we think he did that one on his own).


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  • 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show
  • 12:02 - Segment: The News You Need to Know
  • 12:07 - Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky speaks to Congress
  • 19:45 - One step forward, two steps back for masking during flight
  • 22:03 - Senator Mitt Romney sides with Democrats on measure that would have ended mask mandates in federal childcare facilities 
  • 25:25 - Former CNN host Chris Cuomo sues the network for $125, they smeared his journalistic integrity
  • 35:53 - Happy St. Paddy’s Day! Mary Katharine and Vic debunk myths about the holiday


Links

Mary Katharine's column on the Cuomo brothers


Getting Hammered - Counterpoint: No

No. Just no. With allergies, with Russia, with gas prices, with poorly designed logos... You get the point.


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  • 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show
  • 09:55 - Segment: The News You Need to Know
  • 10:04 - An update on Russia's invasion of Ukraine
  • 17:47 - White House invites TikTokers to talk gas prices
  • 22:45 - The View's Ana Navarro. Keith Olbermann says feds should investigate journalists and citizens acting as "Russian assets"
  • 27:26 - Crime spikes in Washington, D.C., Seattle, other big cities
  • 32:51 - Australian government reveals new phallic-shaped logo for women's organization
  • 35:22 - NBA star Kyrie Irving's vaccine controversy takes a turn as restrictions lift
  • 42:11 - Longtime NFL quarterback Tom Brady "unretires," says he'll return to Tampa Bay next season



Getting Hammered - You get canceled! You get canceled! Everyone gets canceled!

We have lots to cover this week as inflation soars and cancelations soar even higher. BUT most importantly, we have a very special appearance from baby Holly.


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  • 0:34 - Youth in the Kitchen
  • 3:59 - MKH keeps her promise
  • 6:52 - When kids know they are funny.
  • 8:00 - The Ukraine Update
  • 13:58 - A word from the Kamala fan club
  • 15:27 - Inflation Inflation Inflation
  • 21:01 - More dumb canceling
  • 26:44 - Let's actually read the bill, folks
  • 33:09 - NYT piles on their own contributor
  • 38:58 - Democrats have new concerns
  • 43:21 - Sad news for coffee drinkers

Getting Hammered - Playing Softball With The CDC

We hope you filled your tank before the new sanctions hit! This week we're celebrating anniversaries, watching the press play softball with their favorite institution, and figuring out who we would be in Red Dawn.


0:50 - MKH celebrates another anniversary

10:19 - Lent Watch 2022

13:29- CDC Softballs

21:42 - The unmasking is happening?!?

29:01 - Doctor admits he got COVID wrong

33:57 - Inflation is everywhere

40:55 - Let's confirm our priors!

44:51 - What the heck is going on with baseball

52:21 - Ukraine coverage/journalists worth following!

Getting Hammered - No More Cussin’

Lent is here and we're giving it all we got. This week we're recapping SOTU, checking in with Chris Cuomo, and watchin' the Wheel of Fortune.


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0:31 - Ash Wednesday

3:08 - Cussin' and Swearin'

5:55 - SOTU Housekeepin'

10:13 - Vic punches up Biden's speech

14:49 - An abortion bill, right now?

19:45 - The Ukraine Update

30:15 - Did you guys miss Cuomo?

33:55 - Wheel of . . . many things

40:00 - Relax, no one remembers that thing you did.

Getting Hammered - Before You Pour Out That Vodka . . .

There are many things to clear up this week, including how to pronounce Kyiv and which vodka SHOULD NOT be poured out.


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  • 1:14 - Vic does Vegas
  • 3:57 - MKH runs into Vic at a party
  • 6:53 - Personal delivery of a letter to the people of Ukraine
  • 9:58 - Russia, Ukraine, and the correct pronunciation of Kiev
  • 25:57 - The gang previews and reviews SOTU at the same time 
  • 32:38 - Oh, good. Another update to the mask mandate.
  • 40:20 - Look, SNL had a good skit!
  • 42:30 - Dem Governors are partying at Deathsantis's place
  • 43:40 - Before you pour out that Vodka . . .

Getting Hammered - Hand Over The Mimosa

This week's show starts on a heavier note as Russia invades Ukraine, but ends on a sweeter note with a bear and his relatable appetite.

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  • 00:13 - Segment: Welcome to the Show 
  • 04:04 - The new world order and ground war in Europe
  • 26:25 - NYT's article on Schools and Parent's frustrations 
  • 39:58 - New study on school closures causing cognitive delays
  • 51:15 - Canada is revoking the use of the emergency act
  • 56:10 - Frank The Tank continues to wreak havoc on Lake Tahoe