Author: Rivers Langley

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys sit down with comedian Ron Swallow for a wild romp. We test out a PARTICULARLY disgusting energy drink made for crypto-bros and then we talk about Rudy Giuliani's new $30 coffee bags that he's hawking to fund his ever-mounting legal bills. Then we chat about some conservative Americans who've decided to move to the Republican paradise of Russia! Ron Swallow takes us on a tour of his hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico and Bullet for My Valentine's "Your Betrayal" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Follow Ron @DorkySwallow on Twitter and @RonSwallow on Instagram. Also, definitely check out his INCREDIBLE podcast "The Greatest Pod" in all the familiar podcast places.  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out in his hometown of Auburn, Alabama with THREE amazing guests: Auburn legend Miles Bugg and comedians Nico Brooke and Nick Morgan-Moore! We start this one off with a DELICIOUS Ghost energy drink made specifically for a Vegas-based EDM festival called "Electric Daisy Carnival". Then we talk about what's being called "the worst commencement speech in history" that happened last week at Ohio State University and a judge in Oklahoma who can't stop doing drive-by shootings. Jake Owen's "Barefoot Blue Jean Night" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now!  Follow Nico on Instagram @JokesByNico. Follow Miles on Instagram @BioBugg. Nick on Instagram @NickWMM.  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content and video episodes! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, Rivers is back in Alabama hangin' out in Avondale Park with the Magic City's favorite comedy superstars, Christopher Davis and Narado Moore! We kick this one off talking about a real life "Karen" incident and the actual worms found in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s brain. We test out an energy drink promoted by a MASSIVE TikTok star that no one on the panel has ever heard of. Rivers shares the story of Lawrence Joseph Bader, an Akron, Ohio man who disappeared on Lake Erie only to emerge in Omaha, Nebraska as "John 'Fritz' Johnson" with a bad case of "amnesia". Marshall Tucker Band's "Can't You See?" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. This one is a banger. Kendrick won. Tune in now!  Follow Chris on Twitter @ChrisOzDavis and on Instagram @ChrisDavisDoesStuff. Follow Narado on all forms of social media @Rod4Short.  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content and video episodes! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by TWO of our all-time favorite guests, comedians Kevin Anderson and Joe Kaye! We drink something called "Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink" and chat about Chinese text scams, Maynard from Tool, and the weird things people left behind in Ubers. We also read the insane comments that people leave on Sublime's YouTube music video for their classic "Santeria". Tune in now, y'all!  Follow Kevin on social media @KBAndersonYo and follow Joe on everything @JoeCharlesKaye.  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland with one of our all-time favorite guests, comedian Ed Greer! We kick this one off by talking about the brand new, hilarious Gettysburg Address that was recently delivered by a certain ex-president. We also talk about the rapping son of 80s icon Cyndi Lauper and the chaos he's currently unleashing on the streets of New York's financial district. We test out an energy drink made by another rich white rapping child from the tri-state area. We also discuss a Moldovan sword swallower who's creating controversy in the evangelical world and the B-52's "Love Shack" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all!  Follow Ed on all forms of social media @EdGreerDestroys and listen to his AMAZING podcast, "The Greatest Pod" which is available in all the familiar podcast places.  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are so pleased to be joined by the WONDERFUL stand-up comedian and "Get Real" podcast host, Andy Erikson! We kick this one off with a Baja Blast symphony featuring four of their new flavors just in time for the 20th anniversary of the greatest soda ever made. We talk about a new conspiracy involving AirBNB. Then, we take a historical tour of the wretched hive of scum and villainy that was late 19th and early 20th century St. Paul, Minnesota and a personal tour of Andy's hometown of Ham Lake. Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now!  Follow Andy on all forms of social media @AndyErikson and be sure to listen to her podcast, "Get Real"! Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys sit down in a rocketship with comedian Blake Hamilton and blast off to the moon on a root beer drink full of kratom. Rivers reads a 1902 article from the L.A. Times about the dangers of the cocaine content of a drink called "Coca-Cola". We talk about the wackiest conspiracy ever called "Transvestigation" and Sam's recent trip to the doctor's office. "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all.  Follow Blake on social media @Blake__Hamilton (two underscores).  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and host of "Seth's First Impressions" on YouTube, Seth Pomeroy! We kick this one off with a very weird energy drink called "Patria" and we read an insane email from Rivers and Sam's landlord. We chat with Seth about the Academy Awards and what he's been digging at the cinema lately. Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, yall.  Follow Seth on social media @SethPomeroy and watch his show "Seth's First Impressions" on YouTube and Instagram @SethsFirstImpressions.  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are celebrating the 420th episode of the podcast with two INCREDIBLE guests: comedian Dave Yates and streamer Straight Edge Jesse! We start this one off with a beverage from Mexico called "Dark Energy" and chat about a group of children who successfully robbed a bank in Texas. Then we talk about the VERY 420-friendly jam band Phish and their notorious following. From parking lot politics to a nitrous oxide mafia, there's a lot going on before, during, and after the show. Grateful Dead's "Touch of Grey" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Tune in to our crunchiest episode ever!  Follow Dave on social media @YatesComedy and follow Straight Edge Jesse @DrugFreePlays.  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod 

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are in a VERY festive St. Patrick's Day-kinda mood with this week's very special guest, comedian Mike Glazer! We start by testing out an "Irish Creme" Java Monster and talking about Mike's experiences with Bobby Flay on the TV show 'Worst Cooks in America'. Then, Rivers tells the story of a seemingly un-killable Irishman named Michael Malloy who became known as "The Bronx Rasputin" in the 1930s. We talk about a guy who's setting up a town in Kentucky just for right wingers and "Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, follow Mike on Instagram @GlazerBooHooHoo, and watch his special "Life Rules!" available now on YouTube!  Follow our show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod